dapplepelt:

be nice to small plants. step around them if they’re growing on the sidewalk. be nice

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andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

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torkscrew:

torkscrew:

look at this fucking idiot. hes pouring that juice into his cereal cause hes not paying attention and thinks its milk. hes probably on the newspapers website looking at the same article he has in front of him that hes reading instead of noticing hes not pouring milk, and in fact, hes pouring juice into his cereal. this guy is a fucking idiot and i dont now why someone took a picture of this old white man pouring juice into his cereal instead of saying “hey, thats not milk, thats juice!”. first macklemore burns fucking toast and now we have this man pouring juice into his cereal. i am honestly getting tired of white men being such fucking fools and doing stupid shit to their breakfast. if i was there while this man was pouring juice onto his cereal i would have stopped him, im not some fucking asshole that takes a picture instead of helping this clueless guy. these people are fucking idiots and im very ashamed.

1 year and 6 months later and hes still pouring juice into his fucking cereal. what a fucking dumbass 

torkscrew:

torkscrew:

look at this fucking idiot. hes pouring that juice into his cereal cause hes not paying attention and thinks its milk. hes probably on the newspapers website looking at the same article he has in front of him that hes reading instead of noticing hes not pouring milk, and in fact, hes pouring juice into his cereal. this guy is a fucking idiot and i dont now why someone took a picture of this old white man pouring juice into his cereal instead of saying “hey, thats not milk, thats juice!”. first macklemore burns fucking toast and now we have this man pouring juice into his cereal. i am honestly getting tired of white men being such fucking fools and doing stupid shit to their breakfast. if i was there while this man was pouring juice onto his cereal i would have stopped him, im not some fucking asshole that takes a picture instead of helping this clueless guy. these people are fucking idiots and im very ashamed.

1 year and 6 months later and hes still pouring juice into his fucking cereal. what a fucking dumbass 

(Source: cishetmoved)

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psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

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how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

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skarvika:

decomposing is a great way to lose weight

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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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michaxl:

*sees a cute person*

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(Source: michaxl)

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